Men Steal Three Boxes Of Honey Buns From Detroit Gas Station, Which BTW Are Prison Currency
At 1:30 a.m. Sunday morning on the 8000 block of Woodward near Detroit’s New Center neighborhood police say two men robbed a gas station and stole three boxes of honey buns after the suspect backed off the security guard at gunpoint. The internet news caterpillar that eats a story on one end and spits it out on the other after almost every outlet has had a chance to spin up their own version is in full effect. The headlines wrote themselves today, with basically the same story: “Sticky fin...